a) keep my hair out of my eyes
b) deal with the unspeakable frumpiness of my current haircut.
The problem is that I still feel frumpy. Because I'm wearing a headband.
Having attempted home cuts the past few times, though, I find the thought of paying to get it cut a real drag. I guess I should haul my cheap old -uh- self around to a salon sometime soon, or I'll turn into a real monster. Maybe I'll post a monster photo before I do that, though.